Joakim

Has a 14m (inch) penis and loves fresh donuts

Joakim cant sleep because he doesn't have fresh donuts and his penis is to big =(

by Captain007 August 9, 2015

Joakzy

One of the most beautiful girls you've ever seen walk this earth, maybe a girl you'll marry, has a cute dog, and won't settle for less than shit. Will have you wiping your ass in a different way cause she doesn't like how you normally do it. Will have you on LOCKKKK if you keep her on LOCKKK. Don't cheat on her or she'll most likely get you back twice as worst and leave you sad. Can get any guy she wants and if she can't have himthen no one can and she gonna run over the next girl who tries. One of the most humble and sensitive girls out there. If you're a girl she probably already loves you.

Oh shit, it's Joakzy! I'll eat that ass like white chocolate kit kat

by Oet234 May 7, 2017

Tor Joakim

GAY

-Is that guy gay
-Yes he is Tor Joakim

by motherfucker666999 November 6, 2019

Carl Joakim

male, with these characteristics:

1. Good humor
2. Sexy, well built body
3. treats his woman with respect
4. is GREAT in bed, gives a lot
5. is a great dad
6. works hard, and earns a lot of money
7. is handy
8. is a gentleman, but still also a bad boy
9. does almost everything his woman asks him to do
10. fun at parties

omg, he is soooo Carl Joakim

by ninen November 17, 2009

joakley

imitation oakley sunglasses

i bought these joakley sunglasses off a vendor in NY

by Alex Grossi November 25, 2003

Joakim Lundell

Joakim Lundell AKA "Jocke" is the king, the legend, the meaning in life. His half sister from spain whos name is Hoes, he loves her so much he tattooted "I LOVE HOES" on his arm.

"did you see when Joakim lundell dropped Lunabelle in the stairs" "Joakim lundells wife Jonna is so cool"

by Jockes wife Jonna November 30, 2021

joakim

a police man that dont like donuts, so he must be gay

that policeman there is joakim

by horosee November 20, 2007