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joose

a drink that many teenagers buy for its low price and high alcohol content.
friend1: yo lets get some 40's
friend2: fuck 40's! one joose will give me a hard buzz.
by Archie Mane October 5, 2008
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Joose

drank(premium malt beverage). similar to sparks, but much more hyphy. Energy drink that gets one drunk.
"yo, how can I get faded tonight without chugging royal gate?"
"drink some joose, buh"
by Hannah Rachael January 9, 2009
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joose-bag

A bag used to hold the contents of an alcohol enema. It is used in conjunction with a joose nozzle. Alternatively, a Fleet enema can be used in place of the joose-bag.

The bag is filled with an alcoholic drink, most commonly the brand Joose, thus the term joosing.

The bag must be air-tight and (re)sealable, as during the joosing process, it is put under considerable pressure due to the forcing of the Joose into the rectum of the recipient.
Shit, Nismo! Whatchu buyin' them cheap-ass joose-bags fo? You know they only good for one joosin', and my butt needs more bubbly!
by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009
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Joose head

A person that drinks the alcoholic beverage "joose" way to often, as in a daily beverage and has to have 2 or more a day. Is often referred to as a Joose head. Or just has drank to much "joose".
"Damn man, I've had 3 Joose's already. I'm ready for another one!"
"Dude your a damn Joose head"
by Miss Bliss April 22, 2009
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JOOSED

When one shakes their penis at someone for no reason at all, other than to let them know that they in fact have a penis and are not afraid to use it. The majority of the time the "JOOSER" is under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol, and most likely will not remember in the morning.
Anthony got so drunk last night he JOOSED the girl at the bar.
by triktrik January 25, 2015
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Dragon Joose

1. Dragon Joose is an alcoholic energy drink, similar in design and purpose to competing beverages such as Sparks and Tilt. It is growing in popularity due to its relatively high alcohol content (9.0-9.9%) compared with other beverages generally available at a convenience store, such as beer (typically 4-6%) and other alcoholic energy drinks (typically 7-8%).

According to its packaging, Joose contains caffeine, taurine, ginseng, and natural coloring. Joose is currently available in 23.5 oz orange, red, purple, green, or blue cans on a black background. In May 2008, Joose released Dragon Joose, the packaging of which shows a purple dragon and lettering against a black background.

On February 5, 2009, Joose released its latest flavor, Jungle Joose. The release was discreet, as the drink was not previously advertised on the official website. The can has a colorful display with multiple skulls on it. It has a 9.9% and has a fruity flavor.

2. An alcohol-energy drink that when consumed in large quantities creates a culture of hyperactive drunks.

3. A bouncer's worst nightmare.
Man, Billy was so hyper last night that he got kicked out of the bar! It must have been the Dragon Joose that he drank before going out.
by washingtondcjuiceexpert March 12, 2009
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jomosexual

a gay member of any group of friends named Joe. The jomosexual isnt a rare species, and its natural habitat is your close group of friends
Last night I was hanging out with the fellas when Jomosexual showed up and queered up the night.
by jdot May 19, 2006
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