jarchow

Smallest dick in existence

Why is his dick so jarchow

by Big dick dicky May 3, 2018

jmarchel

A lover of spirituality. Also in poetry, music, and romance.

I can feel the jmarchel aura around her, and what a rare feeling to have.

by Sangerist June 7, 2021

Jarcher

Having one dick rammed so far up your ass that you scream Jaaaaaarcher

Dude, I gave this girl a Jarcher So hard last night, my neighbors called the cops it was so loud

by dudeinabadmood November 30, 2010

jarchive

Jarchive: definition 1; the super duper secret hiding place a stoner/grower/connoisseur accidentally hides from himself an awesome collection of various special strains contained within airtight mason jars.

Hey cheech, don't toke that last nugget. Shouldn't we save a bud of the northern lights strain in the Jarchive?

by Santiago Suicide King February 20, 2017

Jarchie

A strange crunchy cereal that inspires homosexuality in extremely he-man boys.

Odie: I had some Jarchie this morning, and now I am craving something... or someone.
Neil: Jarchie does that to me too.

by unkp-anya January 17, 2009

jarch

Adj. Discription of something that has a bluish-green color.

She's got gorgeous jarch eyes!

by Lyolya November 9, 2004

Jarchas

Boobs.
Plain and simple.
Singular: jarcha.
^ we hope you'll never have to see that.

Girl 1: Ugh, my jarchas hurt!
Girl 2: You must be getting your period.
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Guy 1: She sent me a pic of her jarchas.
Guy 2: She sent me one too! THEYRE HUGE!

by Wendy Feathers December 13, 2010