jlo

1)A person having no talent but still gave head to get ahead in life
2)A person who is "not a ho" she just love the cock

1)Jlo sure cant sing but shes got one fat ass which muffles out her horrible voice
2)Im not a ho im a woman

by Tical January 27, 2004

jlo

a person who thinks their real but they is just a lump of plastic and says shes got a big bum but shes just got pillows stuck and she also thinks she had a hard upbringing in the bronx when she didnt.

Jlo:'dont be fooled by the rocks that ive got, im still, im still jenny from the block'
Peter Vinney:'ooh thats real cool'
Jub Jub Hill:'its not real or cool, just sum lie!'

by Mollz January 1, 2004

jlo

gets along GREAT with beyonce.muhwahahahahahahahaha!har har har har

jlo is kinda famous but maybe not as much as beyonce is

by yo mama April 22, 2005

JLo

A woman who constantly switches her boyfriends to see which ethnicities she likes the best; a woman who loves getting married so much she does it over and over again with different men; a woman who is famous for her ass and not her singing or acting

"Yo son that bytch can't sing but she got a phatty like JLo"..."Damn homie that hoez had more men than JLo.. o wait she almost does"..."Holup, that hoes been with a black guy, spanish guy, mexican, white, hindu, arabian...damn she a JLo"

by DiZzY DeViL dUcKy January 9, 2004

JLo

A woman with a fat ass.

That is one JLo on your girlfriend!

by Si July 13, 2004

JLo

A canvas for my nut.

My friend asked me what the sticky babe in the corner of my room was. "JLo," I told him. "That's a JLo."

by Mauthner February 2, 2010

JLO

Doing the JLO is an act where you deliver a peace sign extended from your body, down and away, with the palm facing out, a way to show your ultra cool status. Also-usually accompanied with a smirk.

Steve gave the JLO while looking fresh when approaching some fine females at a high class club.

by Hulk23 November 12, 2011