Joltage

What you feel when working on electrical components but forget to turn off the power

I got a lot of joltage when I re-wired my lamp!

by Eric1675 September 20, 2017

Jolt cola bankruptcy

The worst thing ever to happen to mankind, it spells the doom of nerds everywhere.

Nerd 1: zomgz, i just heard the news, jolt cola filed for bankruptcy!!!jolt cola bankruptcy is the worst thing ever!

Nerd 2:what!?!? NOOOOOOOOooooooo... Jolt cola was my lan life!!!!

by a human nerdy being November 26, 2009

The Jolt

Also known as the Hypnic Jerk - the violent twitch you get sometimes when you're trying to sleep. Can happen when you're dreaming that you're running and you slip.

Joe: Dude, I got the jolt last night!

by theyellowcrayon July 24, 2009

throat jolter

when the joke is so funny that your throat ejects from the esophagus and is sent into space

wow that was such a throat jolter!
i haven’t gotten my throat jolted like that in ages!!!

by @jocynoce February 4, 2022

Jolt

The best drink ever! Especially for gamers cause it contains a lot of caffeine. Just as much as a cup of coffee.

You look tired. Perhaps you need a jolt.

by Patrik August 1, 2004

Jolt Cola

Jolt Cola, the Hackers drink of Choice.

"Jolt Cola, for those late night hacks"

by CrashOverride September 21, 2005

jolt gum

All that caffeine from that can of jolt, packed into a stick of gum!

That's right, folks! Get the caffeine without the drinking. Two sticks = one cup of coffee, 12 sticks = CAFFEINE HIGH!

Yes, it's possible, it's been done!

Some kid in that class had 12 sticks of Jolt gum and he was fried...

by Calypsion April 23, 2006