jizzum

Thick white fluid containing sperms that is ejaculated by the male genitalias. Used as noun or verb.

n. - My jizz smells like fish.

v. - I'm about to jizz after looking at free porn!

by Tiffany November 2, 2002

Jizzum Squirt

When a male cums so forceful it can cover quite a bit of distance.

Guys jerkin off layin in bed and his cum manages to land halfway across the room therefore he jizzum squirted

by [e-mail] October 16, 2008

jizzum cloth

some sort of material based item used to wipe ejaculatory fluid on to when finished masturbating and/or having sex but withdrew before ejaculating inside the other person

a towel, tissue paper, duvet etc could be described as a jizzum cloth jizzum can be just shortened to jizz

by duncan ainsworth December 16, 2008

jizzum jellyfish

After having sex in a swimming pool, you pull out, leaving a cloud of jizzum resembling a jellyfish.

"When I came out of the water, I had Justin's jizzum jellyfish on my face."

by Uncle Jerry Sandusky June 5, 2014

jizzumed

When ones penis explodes with mighty white organisms.

I jizzumed in my pants when I saw that weapon

by Natemanb09 November 7, 2015

Autism-Jizzum

When that one guy from school who has more learning disabilities than you have skin cells finally gets laid and the girl doesn't realize how fucked up he really is until he orgasms.

Linda: "I was totally fucking Brent and it was great until he came. Then he was clapping his elbows together and trying to lick his shoulder. It was total Autism-Jizzum!"

by Horizonborne May 25, 2018

jizzum

the little monsters that reside in your jizz

There's jizzum all over my face

by asr123456 February 21, 2011