Jizzus Christ

1. The act of screaming "Jesus Christ" out loud during sex or masturbation. Often times, just before you are about to orgasm.

2. The holy mother load of Jizz. So much, that only Peter North could be your biological Father.

3. An exorcism of all known bodily fluids during an Orgasm.

1."Jizzus Christ I think I'm coming!!!"

2. "Holy Jizzus - That was a hell of a money shot!"

3. "Jizzus Christ... I don't think I have another drop left in me. I'm gonna be walkin' with a limp tomorrow."

by Schizo@thebat May 25, 2014

Homo Jizzus Erectus

When a gay guy jizzes into an open erect penis.

Person 1: How was your date?
Person 2: It was great, Daniel gave me Homo Jizzus Erectus last night.

by NickrophiIia December 26, 2018

Jizzue

A tissue that you shot your load on and put back into the other box of clean ones for someone very unlucky to use

See that bitch over there I just gave her my jizzue to wipe her pig nose with it

by Jizzer69 December 26, 2016

Jizzues

Tissues used to clean jizz off things/people after you cum on it/them.

Oh man I blew so hard that I had to use a whole box of jizzues.

by pbatemen May 29, 2011

Jizzuness

Business Association with Jizz

"I just started a Jizzuness"

by _THE BOIS_ January 29, 2023

jizzus christ

its when you're jacking off and about to cum then you see jesus on the wall so you end up edging yourself

"fuck fuck fuck" " jizzus christ is watching"

by sexypogger November 2, 2020