Jizzticle

the act of ejactulating all over ones balls

Hotgirl "hi bigboy"
Chet "fuck! ive just jizzticled myself"

by BIGDAVESUPERFUN January 22, 2009

Jizzalicious

Something that is so good, it makes you jizz. Usually refers to taste, appearance. Can be used to describe almost anything in the world. However, it is not commonly used to describe sex, as that is physically jizzalicious, and therefore kills the meaning.

Wow! These cupcakes are jizzalicious!

by mahertheadventurer May 1, 2010

Jizztan

A term to describe severely pale human beings.

"That guy looks like he got a jizztan!"

by Pooolb December 2, 2011

Jizztastic

Something so fantastic that it makes you jizz.

This song is jizztastic!

-or-

You look jizztastic today!

by lolicakes February 26, 2011

jizztastic

word used to describe something that is really amazing

dude that hot tub was jizztastic.

by da jizzanatoR July 15, 2010

jizztastic cumguzzler

a girl who is so hot that u jizz in your pants but you also want her to guzzle your cum

-damn look at that fine chick

-jell ya shes freaking sexy shes a total jizztastic cumguzzler

-dude i wish

by blackjohno April 7, 2010

jizstance

The distance that bodily fluids are shot during an orgasm.

Me: "bro last night i had the best climax ever."
Friend: "why are u talking about this?"
Me: "my jizstance was across the room."

by blueblade408 January 17, 2013