jizzbag

1. The scrotum.

2. A contemptable person.

"Give me the five bucks you owe me, you jizzbag!"

by tradesman March 31, 2003

jizzlam

A deragotory slang term for Islam.

I don't trust that new guy, he practices Jizzlam.

by knightly coriander October 16, 2007

moronic jizzrag

someone that has a bad hairdoe, usually acts like a moron and smells of jizz. commonly known as the retarded asshole that usually ruins the highlight of your day

asshole jizz bad hair moron buttwipe moronic jizzrag

by th guy that PLOWED your mother May 26, 2010

Jizzlam

A radical new religious sect devoted to banging and screwing. It's greatest tenent is to lick it BEFORE you stick it.

Mussoweeni was gifted the phallic Sword of Jizzlam.

by Banana Hammie November 1, 2019

jizzbag

1) A real fuckin idiot 2) bag for holdin' jizz

1) My roommate is such a jizzbag. 2) Pick up this jizzbag before my mom comes.

by Skiz November 23, 2002

jizzbag

1. A condom
2. A scrotum

1. "I did it so much that the jizzbag popped."

2. "They hit me right in the jizzbag."

by Some White Guy February 18, 2003

Jizzlactite

A jizzlactite is a cave-like formation that is created when one successfully performs a jizz shot that sticks to the ceiling.

-Tour guide, "You'll notice these things that hang from the cave ceiling. They're called stalactites. They are very old."
-Billy, "Is that a stalactite?"
-Tour guide, "Oh my, that's no stalactite. That's a jizzlactite! That must have been from those darn kids in the last tour group!"

by Lord Razzola July 26, 2007