Jizzed up Jesus

An insult directed towards long haired males who are acting rowdy, obnoxious and like to jizz every where. Similar to a long haired square except more spherical.

He catapults off of the couch with tremendous force projecting jizz onto the walls which take the shape of white clouds. While jizzing mid air, he is high above all of his peoples and henceforth becomes Jizzed up Jesus.

Blaise just jumped off the couch and jizzed everywhere, what a Jizzed up Jesus.

Jizzed up Jesus by dan_gleewang January 1, 2021

Jizzed-up snack fiddler 

(n.) A slang term

Jizzed-up snack fiddler is a term used.

Jizzed-up snack fiddler by The RBW April 26, 2024

all jizzed up 

Worn, used, with personal impression

That house used to be nice, now it's just all jizzed up

all jizzed up by Snakelio May 12, 2016

up jizzed 

Its when you drink or eat something by accident that someone has previously spat sperm into after they've given someone a blowjob.

Eeooh Charlotte's just up jizzed herself again!! Lol

up jizzed by Mitch 'Michelle' Green December 13, 2014

Jazzed up

A person under the influence of cocaine (or other stimulant).

Person A: Did you see Sam yelling at the bartender last night?
Peron B: Yea, he was all jazzed up.
Peron A: Oh, that makes sense

Jazzed up by All Jazzed Up November 30, 2010

jazzed up

1.To be really excited about something that is not worth getting excited over.
2.What you look like after bukkake.
3.Past tense of sexual exhilaration.
4.The stimulating feeling before an ejaculation

1.Avvampato said we all gotta get "Jazzed Up" for Red Ribbon Week.
2.Crystal coulnd't open her eyes because she was all jazzed up.
3.Ryan got jazzed up the night before.
4.While crying and masturbating, Cuban felt jazzed up.

jazzed up by Pelfrey May 1, 2005

Jazzed up

"jazzed up" a reference for girls called jasmine having sexual activity with female / male friends

i'm meeting the girls and getting jazzed up later ;)

Jazzed up by SaintGeorgous November 27, 2020