Jizzaster

The voluntary or involuntary dissemination of seminal fluid upon an unwitting or non consenting individuals person or property.
Dale-Becky told me about your little jizzaster on ma sofa cushion"

Derek- "When in doubt pull out, mon frere!"
by McLovin's Uncle November 05, 2018
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JIZZASTER

A tragic sexual act that ends up in bitter disappointment.

"...turns out we were both bottoms. It was SUCH a jizzaster!"
"...turns out we were both bottoms. It was SUCH a jizzaster!"
by Fenoogle September 30, 2014
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Jizzaster

any problem having to do with sexual intercourse or a relationship
That one-night stand was a jizzaster.
Wow, we should have used a condom;that could have been a jizzaster.
by Khalid Foster Wallace October 18, 2010
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Jizzaster

An unexplained and unnatural disaster that results in everyone covered in jizz
"This movie theatre floor is so sticky, what a jizzaster."
by Skin-NY December 01, 2014
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