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jizz rag

two words to insult a person. it means a rag that wipes up jizz. if you don't know what jizz is look it up snood!
by snood May 13, 2005
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jizz rag

1. see "Zach Schulman"
2. The unfortunate scrap of textile fabric employed by adolescent and post-adolescent men to remove their semen from places in which it is not desired.
3. A real faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole.
1. "Zach Schulman is heinous." or "Zach Schulman ought to be used to wipe up somebody's jizz."
2. "My old jizz rag is so stiff I could use it as a lampshade."
3. "That faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole is a real jizz rag."
by That one kid February 13, 2003
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Jizz rag

Rag used to wipe cum off a surface like Stevens face

Shit I don't have my jizz rag
Shit I don't have my jizz rag
by Gajlwvbw March 29, 2016
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Jizz Rag

A towel, cloth, etc. you use to clean up the mess you made after your private session with pornhub.
Hey man, i gotta clean up my "mess" with my jizz rag.
by Xzekerx20 August 28, 2016
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Jizz Rag

A rag you use to clean up semen after a 10 minute session with pornhub. Also referred to as a women's face, or an insult to a man who has a low sperm count.
1. Hey man, I just bought a new towel to use as a jizz rag
2. Hey biach, I'm gonna use your face to clean up my jizz
3. Hey you jizz rag *laughs* how was trying to make your wife pregnant
by Xzekerx20 August 28, 2016
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jizz rag

A highly versatile towel commonly discovered in the wilds of disc golf courses, initially designed for the noble purpose of scrubbing muck off discs but often found harboring suspicious stains that suggest a more adventurous past involving the clean up and collection of outdoor ejaculate. Born from the fertile minds of disc golf enthusiasts, "jizz rag" creatively merges "jizz" (a colloquial term for reproductive fluid) with "rag" (a cloth for wiping), conjuring an image that is as perplexing as it is eyebrow-raising.

Encountering a jizz rag in its natural habitat (typically near a basket or tangled in foliage) can provoke a range of reactions from laughter to awkward discomfort, prompting existential reflections on hygiene and the mysteries of life. All jizz rags should be approached with caution and preferably with gloves.
Amar's oblivious use of a jizz rag as a makeshift headband led to an awkward silence that could only be broken by nervous laughter.

We all watched in horror when Amar gleefully picked up a jizz rag on the ground and aggressively wiped his mouth with it after finishing his beef jerky and atmosphere beer.
by Lil Jizzie July 27, 2024
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kensington jizz rag

Yoooo! The Eagles just signed Nnamimnidi Asoumoughoua!!! I creamed so hard my cargo pants turned into a kensington jizz rag!
by boss hamilton January 11, 2012
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