jizz mopper
jizz mopper by Nasty Nate June 19, 2003
jizz mopper
He's the guy who cleans the nudie booth at beach guy jerks off.His job is to clean the booth after every guy blows his load.I dont know if you know this but cum leaves streaks if you dont clean it right away
jizz mopper by Gothic Bob May 26, 2003
Jizz mopper
Janitor type of guy who stands around with a mop and a bucket in the back of the adult bookstores listening intently for men who are orgasming in the private booths watching sex videos. As soon as he hears a few squirts he gets his mop ready and after the man exits the private booth he starts doing his job. That is, mopping up the jizz that’s hopefully contained to just on the floor and not on any of the walls.
I used to be a high-powered attorney. Now I’ve been reduced to being a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.
Jizz mopper by ererueru July 22, 2020
jizz-mopper
You know in a stripclub, there are certain 'rooms' that a guy can watch sexual acts and men can 'beat it like it's hot', then it's everywhere. Well a jizz-mopper is the unfortunate soul that has to clean up in time for the next customer.
Ooooooooo, that was some good action with my jackson. O, I've made a mess. That poor jizz-mopper has an uphill battle here, and here, and here, and here, and here, how did I offload on the ceiling?
jizz-mopper by Muse_Luver December 5, 2009
Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
Jizz Mopper: The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
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Assistant Jizz-Mopper. by Ozymandias42 April 8, 2006
Jizz-Moper
He's the third guy at a gang bang that has no place to enter, has to jerk it to stay "in the game" while two dudes are plowing some chick, then gets hit by friendly fire, never gets "in the game", and mopes his way home with blue balls...
Cory was excited to be invited to the gang bang, but as things progressed he just ended up the Jizz-Moper.
Jizz-Moper by The Real Boomstick January 12, 2010
Jizz Moper
A person whom society would judge to have a very bad/undesirable job.
Such as a jizz moper at a peep show
whos job is to keep up boths of semen before the next customer
Such as a jizz moper at a peep show
whos job is to keep up boths of semen before the next customer
Jizz Moper by mikea111111111 September 28, 2006
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