jizz

a funny word that means ejaculating, and it is very funny if u say it in a deep voice

im going to jizz on your face

by The Jizz King September 7, 2008

jizz

The delicious creamy substance that shoots out of my man's hard cock and down my throat.

His cock exploded, and a hot stream of jizz shot down my waiting throat, bringing a smile of pleasure.

by ButterflyBabe December 9, 2008

jizz

the "icing" they put on your cinnabon at the airport.

i got a cinnabon when i landed,it had the servers jizz all over it! It still looked good!

by the guy you dont want to be December 10, 2011

jizz

An upbeat swinging genre of music most notably played for the Cantina music in star wars

*Seriously thats what it is look it up*

Dude 1: Omg I just jizzed so hard.
Dude 2: Nigga, what?

by LilMinecraftGamers December 13, 2019

jizz

1. n Male Ejaculate

2. v The only way to describe what your ass does the morning after eating Indian

Roommate: "Dude, do you know why the toilet bowl has olive and tan stains all over it? It looks like someone vomited up a smoothy made from army camos."

Me: "My bad, dude. I was jizzin' out my ass this morning."

by OtterSex April 15, 2010

jizz

well lets say when some girl makes a dude happy. they will mostly jizz there shorts.
when i dude dreams of something and he wakes up and noticed he had a wet dream.
during that dream, he jizzed his pants.

"dude, i think i just jizzed my pants..."

by ur mom 39 June 5, 2009

jizz

The smile on my face and a stain on my pants.

Person 1: "Why's he so happy?"
Person 2: "Jizz."

by segment b January 20, 2011