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Jizzinsky

When getting a blowjob, at the point of Climax you push the person giving the blowjobs head down while simultaneously thrusting the penis down their throut to stimulate the gag reflex enducing a cough, the semen then comes out of their nose. Just like when u drink pop and cough, it comes out of your nose. (Follow up with a sweet kiss)
On our honeymoon I gave my wife a Jizzinsky to show my appreciation for her efforts.
by Pete Gizzinsky February 12, 2009
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jizzintine

a jizzintine is a clementine that you cut a hole into and jizz in it. close it back up and freeze it and serve it as a dessert at a dinner party.
Oh-no! i Forgot to make the jizzintines for to night!!!!
by Spartacus(>'.')>69 February 26, 2010
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jikininki

“Jikininki” are from Japanese Buddhism and they mean “human eating ghosts”, and that already means that this wont end well. They are spirits of cursed individuals who were greedy in life, and are now forced to seek out and eat human corpses at night.

Jikininki are said to look like decomposing corpses, with sharp claws and glowing eyes. They also have the ability to magically disguise themselves as normal human beings and lead normal lives by day.
I saw the jikininki last night and naw I am going to have nightmares......
by cheergirlzrule May 7, 2015
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Jizzing On My Heart

The feeling you carry when your lover commits adultery and leaves your heart soggy and full of sorrow.
Man, Alisandra just got with Mike and is totally jizzing on my heart.
by Dr. Prseuss July 19, 2019
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A creature that uses odd facial expressions, drinks cream soda like it falls from the sky and has a very firm butt.
Did you see that Goober Vonrazzledazzle Jinkins ?

Yeah bro, I like the wagon shes draggin .
by Bigf00tz October 17, 2008
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jizinal

A device found in upscale restaurants and homes for the purpose of male masturbation and the "catching of the jizz"
We had dinner at a 5 Star steak restaurant and it was so good when I finished I had to use the jizinal to release my pleasure!
by Urban humor November 8, 2015
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wirkin n jirkin

"wirkin n jirkin" when a wanker's had a dull day doing nothing but goin to work and going home.
wnj w n J working and jerking} {w&j
-u look tired wahcha bin upto?
-o nuthin' just wirkin n jirkin.
by nigel the fairy March 7, 2005
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