jumanji

Derived from the popular childrens movie/board game, jumanji refers to an inescapable, often psychotic female presence set out to trap you for life into her deep, scary, psycho-jungle, as seen in one of the opening scenes of the movie.

Bro, that bitch is a Jumanji, roll me a 5 or an 8! ASAP!

by thelittleking April 19, 2010

jumanji

Having the condition of unkempt or extremely overgrown pubic hair.
As when used in the phrase "Jumanji Jungle Bush"

Also, a shit movie staring Robin Williams.

I was going to go down on her, but she had such Jumanji, that I was afraid I would find crabs with spears and tom-tom drums!!

by Vinceums March 6, 2004

Jumanji

A undebatable win.
You win the game.
Final answer/say in the matter.

(say there's a pair of black socks)
"Dude can you hand me those black socks?"

You mean these white socks?

"No, i mean those black socks."

They're white socks, jumanji.

"Fine, can you pleease hand me those supposedly 'whiiite' socks?"

*you have now made an obviously black pair of socks, white.*

by court-ah-saur November 29, 2010

Jumanji Cock

A cock which is dangerous to play with - hence Jumanji - a dangerous game to play

"I've got a Jumanji cock, dare you play?"

by Rich March 19, 2003

Jumanji

When a man has so much pubic hair in his lower region that it could closely resemble a rain forest. The massive amounts of hair allow multiple species of diseases and certain crustaceans to thrive

Man 1- That dudes pubes are sticking out of his pants...

Man 2- I know, what a Jumanji.

by jaggger June 11, 2011

Jumanji

Untamed and insolent Ukrainian female pubic hair.

"Yelena date-raped me even though I had a girlfriend. I figured as long as I was technically 'cheating', I might as well try to touch her clitoris. She pulled my hand away numerous times; an act I attribute solely to her JUMANJI shame.

by Jack The Snipper March 5, 2009

Jumanji

Killer game. Spitting at bitches in a heroic fashion.

My man D-magic got that Jumanji. Yo, he pulled five bitches last night at the KA mixer and had a 6-way.

by yungspitta19 June 10, 2011