Jogger's Ire

The frustrated anger felt by joggers when having to stop for traffic (usually at traffic lights or roundabouts). Anger which increases, the longer they have to wait to continue THEIR activity.

Wow, did you see that runner having to stop at the lights. They kept jogging on the spot, looking at their watch all the time. Definitely a case of jogger's Ire.

by anonymous March 29, 2026

sand jigger

A term that sounds racist as hell but, actually is the name of a foot parasite that Kills children in Africa because they have no shoes.

You dirt little sand jigger

by Funny_Bone November 20, 2016

jiggery smackery

this is a random selection of sweets,confectionery etc. asked for when the person wants a sweet treat but cannot decide exactly what they want.

''would you like some sweets/candy ?''
''yes please''
''what kind do you want ?''
''eh,just get me some jiggery smackery''

by Nesty. July 9, 2012

Jagger Swagger

the Jagger Swagger is the confident, cocky, attitude - stoked air and persona that Mick Jagger emits when he struts his butt on the walkway and flicks his hands in the air. Then he shakes his toosh out for the pleasure of the audience. He does this several times during a Rolling Stones concert. He oozes of the feel of rebellious air and sneering 'tude. Of course he adds to it by snarling most of his vocals. All these qualities have led some critics to label it all being conceited, but these traits have made Mick a major influence and inspiration to countless rock-n-rollers.

Michael Hutchence ("Hutch") of INXS certainly has the Jagger Swagger. He's often compared to Jim Morrison of the Doors but his voice has some Jaggeresque inflections and he shows some Mick Jagger influence in his aura and performing style as well. I never got to see INXS live in concert (unfortunately) but I have seen them on TV and Michael clearly had been studying some of Mick's stage antics, style and attitude. Of course, even though INXS is often classified as a "New Wave" band, there's a strong Stonesy element in their rock-n-roll. I have seen the Stones live in concert and the powerful imprints that they have made on many, many bands (including INXS) was very apparent that night in sound and live image (the Jagger Swagger and many other influences). Michael, we miss you and we need you more now than ever. RIP dude.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 1, 2008

Jagger smile

When someone who has large lips smiles broadly.

Did you see his Jagger smile?! Those are child-bearing lips

by toohip March 4, 2023

Mick Jagger Syndrome

A mental disorder that makes someone think Mick Jagger, lead singer of the Rolling Stones is attractive. Symptoms include kicking everyone to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger. The most famous case is American pop star Ke$ha, who has been suffering from Mick Jagger Syndrome since birth.

Ke$ha- "And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger, but we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger."

Bob- "What? Mick Jagger isn't even attractive!"

Jane- "Hey shut up she has Mick Jagger Syndrome. You shouldn't make fun of people with disabilities!"

by bradwhatevaaa March 29, 2010

jogger string love heart

The jogger string love heart

Is special because he/she has gone through the pain of making it perfect for there girl/boy

Hey babe send me a picture of your jogger strings in a shape of a love heart
What like the jogger string love heart of course ‘Image sent’
Love you too babe

by King_jjcraig77 November 27, 2021