jinesh

a disease that plaugues the earth, and will doom it, in the near future, coolest guy on earth

HOLY SHIT the jinesh will get us
wow he is so jinesh

by joel21213 August 2, 2006

Jikesh

A person who loves life, loves to be happy, and loves to help his friends. A Jikesh is incredibly charming and intelligent. This type of person is always smiling and knows how to make others around him smile. This type of person also has a great aura of positivity.

He seems like such a Jikesh when he smiles. I've never met someone so positive like Jikesh.

by Isentyouatext February 8, 2010

jijesh

Beast boy with big juicy butts

My aim is to be jijesh
Be more like jijesh

by googleryuzaki July 2, 2019

Jïësh-Bërmüdëz

"Nigger Sauce" in German.

(Pronounced Jee-sh-Bur-mew-des)

You know what I'm really craving right now on my mashed potatoes?? I want some Jïësh-Bërmüdëz!!

by WiggaWonka69420 March 11, 2022

jivesh

This name has only ever been found in an ancient Sumerian clay tablet, or at least we think it was this. Quite a bit of blood had congealed on the tablet, and it looked like someone had tried to burn it. Mind you, the blood would normally be quite unsightly in and of itself but some poor bugger seemed to have been tied to an obsidian sacrificial stone with the tablet on his chest, and we only found this stone in a sealed chamber. Current translations of the plaque on the chamber range from "Here lies the name of that being who shall be glorious beyond measure, but be careful for the glory of the name may be too much for the beholder." to "Your wife is a big respectful hippo whose dung-beetles may rule with ever-lasting flatulence", depending on subjective opinions of slight accents on the script. Personally, I find the second one rather doubtful if only because my wife isn't particularly big relative to the population mean (although in America, that's not saying much)."

1. Jivesh. Incidentally, I own a pretty upscale drug farm and we'll have a discount ready for you!
2. Jivesh. AAARRGRGRHRHGRHRH!! the second phrase has been postulated to mean "I would like to eat your foot!"

(see Pratchett, 1994) and "Wonderful weather we're having!", although only the Welsh seem to interpret it the second way

by disembowel_meself_honorably September 19, 2017

jabesh

The awesomest guy ever who is freaking cute and has a great sense of humor. Also really smart.

Jabesh is my best friend

by Someone586y494 December 15, 2013

jivesh

literally means "Lord of all living things" (in Sanskrit)
Expected that those carrying this name live up to this definition.
However, having multiple lords of living things is strange and problematic. There can only be one. If you're reading this as your name, and you know you didn't write it - be concerned for your safety. As we should all be. 🙂

"Hey Jivesh, have you met Jivesh?" "Wait, what? He's Jivesh?" "Yes, and I've found you." screaming that is suddenly cut off, followed by a this, perhaps of a body falling
"There can ONLY be one."

by tower-of-babel April 16, 2020