Jeezled

To be fuckled

You bastard, you jeezled me!

by Travoltine August 7, 2008

Jewelee

Jewelee is a girls name now this name is usually spelled Julie but some great humans decided to be different so there was if you happen to ever meet one be be nice to her she makes a great best friend for life and even a friend she is the best she most likely is stunning litterly flawless breathtaking never lose her shes ethier the one or the one who you regret losing she probably has an amazing ass and the most beautiful hair and face they almost have blue eyes and brown hair im telling you never lose this person also never get on this girls bad side ethier im telling you shes not afraid to smack a bitch but im telling you shes also amazing at everything else too shes not just pretty shes super smart more than anyone thinks even if she seems lol an average student shes not she might not know it to but if she puts her mind to it she does it i swear do not get in her way and shes also athletic she can run and play sports so yeah don't get in her way

Guy 1: hey did you see jewelee
Guy 2: yeah dude shes stunning bro
Guy 1: i dont wanna just smash her I want her to be mine
Guy 2: bro same

by Just a random person18 November 8, 2018

two-jeweled cane

slang for male genitalia; penis and testicles/balls

It's easy to love briefs, boxer briefs, or any tight-fitting undergarment when you don't have to lug around a two-jeweled cane.

by Dr. Mythomania April 28, 2011

Jemelee

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She always strives for excellence and achieves it. She is an extremely hard worker and works tirelessly to make sure that you are taken care of.

An absolutely stunning creature.

Did you see that girl last night? Yeah, she was a total Jemelee!

by Steve RogersCA August 29, 2011

Jeweler

"The Jeweler" is the title given to whoever is packing the bowl when smoking weed out of a pipe, named so because while packing the bowl, the person almost looks like a jeweler carefully and precisely placing precious gems on a ring.

Stoner 1: Hey man, I packed the bowl last time, it's your turn to be The Jeweler.
Stoner 2: Alright dude.

by King Kief February 28, 2014

jeezler

A Jeezler is a (name) to call someone when you are really lost for words, it could mean anything you want it to mean

THAT guy over their looks like a jeezler

by NewfieBud November 8, 2015

jezalene

She is the most beautiful person you will ever meet (inside and out). She is an amazing friend and girlfriend - she just doesn’t know it. She will never fail to make you laugh and cry at the same time for different reasons (if you know, you know). She cares a lot about everyone. Indecisive as all heck tho. She’s also a huge mEME, gives off the most BDE out of anyone you’ll ever meet, and is the biggest crackhead ever. We love her for it.

I wish I had a Jezalene in my life that would cook up some spicy memes!

by Horsegirl3000 July 21, 2019