Jeffin it

The educated art of finding and hiding in bushes to escape enemies.

After causing a pursuit, I saw Jordan jeffin it to escape the police.

by Tasedorca June 29, 2017

effin' 'n' jeffin'

Another term for swearing made popular by the Karl Pilkington during his XFM days.

There will be no effin' 'n' jeffin' during the funeral.

by bxnzi July 19, 2016

Effing and Jeffing

A variation on the term "Effing and Blinding", meaning to swear or curse profusely. Used in the North of England, notably by one Karl Pilkington in an episode of the Ricky Gervais Show.

Karl: I've just slagged off that octopus, but at no point was I effing and jeffing about it.

by AnaWanaMia? May 24, 2006

Jelfish

Jelfish-When a girl is acting jealous and selfish at the same time.

When your girl is actin a fool because you want to kick it with your homies without her, shes acting jealous and being selfish. JELFISH!

by Garbizo December 29, 2008

Jewfused

The confusion that often occurs when a person looks Jewish, acts Jewish, but turns out to be entirely Gentile.

I'm so jewfused, That guy had curly hair and was frugal but he claims his name's Patrick O'Sullivan.

by A commonly jewfused person January 12, 2009

jewbilation

The feeling a jew has whaen learning that a favorite actor/actress/celebrity is Jewish.

Joe felt jewbilation upon learning that Jack Black was a Jew.

by I didn't make this up January 5, 2009

Jewdiligence

(Verb) to do your due-diligence in finding the best offer or deal or coupon before making a purchase.

I have to do my Jewdiligence before I can buy that plane ticket.

by rabbihacker March 18, 2019