redneck jewelery

An assortment of hickeys, usually around the neck, which are displayed, much to the dismay of everyone that has a maturity level of more than dumb, and/or graduated high school.

Girl #1: What the heck is on her neck?

Girl #2: It's her redneck jewelery from her boyfriend from the trailer next door.

Girl #1: Of course!

by Yeah, that's right March 31, 2009

jewdles

n. Egg noodles manufactured by kosher driven food manufactuers, i.e. Manischewitz and Rokeach. Traditionally eaten when celebrating the high holidays or ameliorating the high hangover.

1. Those jewdles really made that kugel delicious!
2. Jewdles and Ginger Ale made my hangover go away.

by chiliboo October 2, 2007

man jewelery

Long, draping sort of jewelery men where when they think they are stylish and/or trying to be.

When men get make-overs and require jewelery to be draped around they're body parts.

"We'll just drape some man jewelery on him."

by Dizzle G- Homeslice September 23, 2006

Adolf Jewler

A Jewish boy who supports Hitler because he is retarded

We call Joshua Adolf Jewler cause he is Jewish

by Poon Catcher 103 February 13, 2014

Jewdered

The male cat of a jew being newdered

Jody's cat just got jewdered yesterday.

by SexierThanSex December 14, 2010

Jewdle

When a Jewish gal gets a bad blowout equivalent to that of a Jerry curl instead of a Loreal commercial, resulting in a rare breed of human dog--the Jewdle.

I accidentally fell asleep during my ever so expensive blow out and woke up to find that I was transformed into a Jewdle

by Salphabet May 18, 2015

Angry Jeweler

An altruistic jeweler from Minnesota who finally got fed up and is searching for accountability as loudly as she possibly can by teaching self advocacy.

The Angry Jeweler knows that most of which is legal is not lawful, but she worries not about this paradox, since she knows that "Person who can will (exercise volition) has a right to refuse to will (withhold consent)."

by Hennalady September 2, 2010