mop jetpack

A jet pack with a mop on the back, so when your flying around the city of metropolis you can clean the city of crime and dirt.

You need to get the mop jetpack. It's LIT BRO!!

by #1 Phil trash January 24, 2018

Jetpack

To ejaculate so forcefully during intercourse that it sends the receiver flying.

Nasir: "I finally learned how to fly."
Spartacus: "How so?"
Nasir: "I got jetpacked by Agron last night."

by V Stack and Friends March 2, 2015

Jetmir

From the Albanian words: jetë(life) and mirë(good) which means the one with a good life.

Jetmir is the type of guy you can rely on, he will help you no matter what. Jetmir is also the guy you don't want to mess with. Jetmir is nice but dangerous,a Jetmir can tolerate a lot but once he's done he is definitely done.Jetmir has a lot of abilities and secrets which he doesn't show.Jetmir is the best secret keeper. Jetmir has a high chance of stealing your girl.A Jetmir is very calm,confident, silent,messy and a very dangerous person. Jetmir above all is a loving,caring and nice person who will even put himself in a bad situation to keep others happy.You should value a Jetmir.

Look how calm he is,he is definitely a jetmir

by mr.noobodyyy November 17, 2019

Jetpack Diarrhea

Diarrhea that creates a significant upward force on your rectum, propelling you off the toilet seat and into a whole new world. Learning to harness your power into controlled flying takes practice and shit. Afterwards you'll be quite pooped.

-Heard you were pretty sick last night.

-Yeah..it was pretty bad. I had jetpack diarrhea. One moment I was reading popsci, and the next I was stuck in the neighbors tree. It was pretty crappy.

by CIPACS November 16, 2010

Jetpack Joy rider

A person who free rides in a group activity or project and doesn't engage or contribute. Characterized by being aloof, insecure and apathetic.

Steve was frustrated by his school project group. Only he and Andy were contributing ideas - Larry kept staring at his phone and being a Jetpack Joy rider.

by Truedad October 2, 2014

jetman

Spinoff of 'wingman'. Instead of talking one's friend up in conversation for the benefit of a possible hookup, a jetman is used as the savior to get a friend out of an awkward situation/conversation with an ugly/boring/obnoxious/clingy person.

Girl, get over here! I need a jetman to get me away from this loser!

by LadyEagle December 10, 2009

Jetpack moment

Jetpack moment-is when someone in a group says something stupid and it isn’t backed by facts.

Friend:did you know my car runs on windshield fluid?
Me:well you my friend just did a Jetpack moment.

by uncensored_BTW February 3, 2022