festering ass boil

A red bulbous inflammation filled with smelly pus that usually pops when it turns green.

My doctor told me I had a festering ass boil on my left butt cheek. It must be about ready to pop I can smell the smegma from here.

by Taintskin September 6, 2017

festering

1. to sit around and become fat and lazy. 2. usually a tendency of potheads. 3. also known as dark festering if the lights are off.

all they ever do is smoke weed and dark fester!
caitlin is festering.

by megzsexy8888 October 31, 2007

Jewstring

A "Jewstring" is basically a "G-String" manufactured specifically for Jews. "Jewstrings" tend to be unexpensive and in some situations very uncomfortable. Typical "G-String's" are built to fit comfortably and at times can cost a fortune! "Jewstrings" were invented so Jews can save money, but still be stylish. They come in lots of sizes and colors. The most popular being "Yiddish Yellow," "Shalom Silver," and "Goy Green."

Guy: "Hey, check it out! That chick's Jewstring is showing."
Girl: "Eww, why are looking at her Jewstring?!"
Guy: "Cause it's totally showing!"
Girl: "You're sick!"

by LBeezie92 February 25, 2010

jesting

To joke or mess around

oi man, stop jesting

by Adam April 7, 2004

text-jesting

A welcome activity that distracts you from the boredom of your everyday life. Involves texting amusing movie quotes, song lyrics, inside jokes or general randomness back and forth with a text-jester. Usually lasts until one out-jests the other.

Yesterday I did not do ANY work. I was too busy text-jesting with your dad from 12-4pm. It began with him sending one that said, 'I am a robot. I have a robot vagina.'
and my reply, 'My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up for you to find it.'

by Fdurdad January 12, 2010

Festering Hellhole

A Festering Hell Hole is basically any big city nowadays. This term is generally in reference to big cities, and not smaller regions. Basically this term means that the city in question is a hellhole (as the name implies). In other words the city is an absolute disgrace and is made up of crime, pollution, corruption, and basically any term in the realm of “Hell”. Common cities this term is used for are New York, Philadelphia, Detroit, and Memphis, but the list is much greater than that.

Juan- “Hey man I was wondering are you still going to buy that car down in Memphis?”

Carl- “Not a chance bud. I highly recommend that you don’t take one step into that Festering HellHole of a city, because I’m sure that outcome won’t be good.”

by EricSparks March 10, 2022

Festering Cunt Sore

An unsightly sore on the "vagina" that has been unattended to for some time and has become somewhat "skanky".

Oh Doris!! you really must get that festering cunt sore seen to as soon as possible.

by Dr Phill17 July 2, 2009