A bizarre experiment of a horse and a giant human foot. Believed to be from the same laboratory as the "ear mouse". Unfortunately despite several years of attempts, wrapping expensive clothes only pronounces her foot like facial features.

God I hope Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't make another terrible mov-oh wait, I'm too late. Sorry guys.

Sarah Jessica Parker by Mr Hibbert February 6, 2010

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sarah jessica parker

One-time actress from sex and the city.

Sarah Jessica Parker recently won an award and she thanked everyone including family, friends and her lawyer(?) before bursting into floods of tears, boo-hoo. She has a horse face, which would be ok (on a horse), but then there is the mole, big, juicy, throbbing and sweaty, it isn't attached to her - she is attached to IT........

sarah jessica parker by clairem June 19, 2007

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Sarah Jessica Parker

1. A transvestite moose looking celebrity who needs to take acting lesson and is hated by most people mostly the south park writing staff.

1. I saw Sarah Jessica Parker in Have You Heard About the Morgans, she needs to learn how to act.
2. Wow look at that moose shot it ow crap that was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Sarah Jessica Parker by gangasta123456789987654321 June 2, 2010

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Sarah Jessica Parker

An ugly ass actress whos face resembles a horse.

Man 1: Hey look! There's a horse walking on the sidewalk!

Man 2: No dude, I think that's Sarah Jessica Parker...

Man 1: OH, I can't tell the difference.

Sarah Jessica Parker by Awkward Panda July 11, 2011

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