Jewhad

Like a Jihad, but generally a lot less dangerous. a jewhad is a curse a jew puts on you, often resulting in loss of money of absent foreskin.

John: Fuck man, i need your help!

Eddy: What is it?

John: Rabbi Bergenstein put a jewhad on me and now my money is gone

Eddy: He got me too

John: What happened to you?

Eddy: Lets just say my cock is Jewish

Adolf: Whats up guys? The rabbi again?

Eddy: Yep

Adolf: dont worry, i will stop this from ever happening again

by chubby thy legend February 17, 2010

jehadi jed

Street bum from London Town. Wears a vest, dirty pants and a scruffy beard. Keen daffodil gardener.

"Oh look Jim Bob, give Jehadi Jed some of your change, it looks like he needs a holiday"

by Fred Mcwolf box February 2, 2018

jeshani

Jeshani is a beautiful girl name. Not many people is called Jeshani that’s why it is a special name. Jeshani means many things but the most important thing is that she does not like to be annoyed or she does not like silence.

Jeshani means beautiful, funny , cool and she would be the bestest friend ever.

by Mikayla angel February 24, 2020

Jenshad

Most flawless couple ever . Their eyes, nose, hands everything has chemistry..

Handler and saviour for each other.

Oh i saw jenshad marriage

by सुमोए January 23, 2021

jeshaine

jeshaine is very gorgeous, shes kind of person that they think shes a bullshit but the fact is shes very caring and funny, she dont care about rumors, shes a kind of person that every one loves.

Jeshaine "shaine" means God is gracious je is just added

by Monkdon August 13, 2021

jehada

A Jehada is by far the most amazing person you will ever meet. They typically are great at everything and take yes as the only answer. No other name can match the capabilities, quality, spirit or sex drive of a Jehada. Jehada’s are smart, logical, financially intelligent and usually on the path to wealth. A Jehada’s ancestral line goes as far back to the original kings and queens. This making a Jehada the only true line to royalty. Jehada in Arabic meaning ‘to strive’ for greatness. Jehada’s are also extensive planners and will stay several steps ahead. They are kind, but not weak. If you have a Jehada in your life, you are beyond blessed and should feel honored by the immense support and love that will unleash onto you.

I can’t believe I just met a Jehada, they changed my life!

by J the greatest November 23, 2021

Jewhad

Noun. Basically, a semetic version of a Jihad. A Jewhad can be many Jews or just one, but if it involves a Jew who's pissed off like all get-out, chances are good it's a Jewhad. Do not mistake this for a Zionist (in the negative sense, not just a supporter of Israel) on a rampage. Zionists can go on Jewhad, but not all Jewhads are Zionist in nature.

The Israelis got so tired of the Palestinians that they decided they had enough of their terrorist BS and went on a Jewhad, leveling their little settlements.

by Loki Carrere April 21, 2006