jersey turnpike

the act of hustling to the bathroom when one knows that another is on his/her way to use it themselves.

walt had to pee, but erin gave him the old jersey turnpike, and he had to wait for her to finish.

by yukonoclast April 17, 2010

Jersey Turnpike

When you combine the merits of the Jersey stranger with auto erotic asphyxiation. The definition comes from not being able to breath on the real Jersey turnpike. Gigity.

The other night I was giving myslelf a jersey turnpike and almost dropped the soap.

by Turd Ferguson, thats funny February 24, 2010

jersey turnpike

Screwing a woman from behind while she is on her period, you pull out and put it in her ass. When you are ready to cum, you shoot it on her face. Your cock will look like NJ turnpike roadkill, and smell like the NJ turnpike with the window rolled down.

I picked this girl up at the bar and I gave her a jersey turnpike.

by Chuck Stallings January 15, 2008

Jersey Turnpike

A delicious shot, usually served after closing time. When cleaning up the bar, the contents of the rubber bar mat are poured into a shot glass (or glasses) and drunk in one gulp.
The alcoholic version of a graveyard.

Ah, you're out of money but if you have another shot you'll pass out and shut the f**k up? How about a jersey turnpike?

by Kapoleon October 13, 2004

Jersey Turnpike

When fucking a girl, you pull out, take a quick turn and stick it in her ass.

She wouldnt let me put it in her ass, so i had to take the Jersey Turnpike

by RichardPorter May 28, 2006

Jersey Turnpike

This is when you place a funnel in another persons butt and you take a crap in the funnel.. I got tired of shitting on people so I decided to start shitting in them..

This Dick Head was such a punk, so I drugged him, found a funnel and gave him a Nasty Jersey Turnpike..

by Too Far February 1, 2007

Jersey Turnpike

Nickname for the turnpike in New Jersey.

Hey let's hop on the Jersey Turnpike and drive to 16W to see the Nets featuring MVP Brian Scalabrine

by Fumbalaya.com July 9, 2004