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Nicely Jerkified

A nice guy who decides to turn into a jerk after a breakup, thus destroying his life over a girl, and in the process hurting people.
by nicejerk March 7, 2011
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hermified

Complete veg. Devoid of thought and emotion. Listless and on the verge of ego death.
You see that guy over there walking like penguin who looks like the universe beat the shit of him, yeah, he’s definitely hermified.
by Panthera7 December 21, 2008
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Jestified

A word used in Southampton typically used to describe a night out in Jesters Nightclub.
Normally involves being covered in bodily fluids and alcohol.
Oi mate look at that stain on your leg, you’ve been jestified”
by oggi17 December 12, 2017
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Jewified

Turning something useful into something unuseful/low quality/cheap.
After my luggage got stuck in the conveyor belt at the airport it got totally Jewified.

After I got in that car accident my car was totally Jewified.

Crap! I just got water all over my homework, now it's totally jewified!
by Jewish Joe April 7, 2008
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Germified

Germified: A germaphobe who becomes so engulfed in germs and can't stop thinking of the contamination
I'm germified! That lady just sneezed on me.
by Perfectionartista October 28, 2009
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Permified

When smoking so much weed for multiple days that the next couple days are too hazy to fuck up
guy 1: dooode those couple of days were soo fucked up
guy 2: i knoooww braa i'm so permified!!
by BIG BLACK BOOTY January 2, 2012
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jerkified

(Usually an Adj. unless used in other examples... such as a pancake house... or a tv show.)

Used to give the word jerk just a little extra pizazz.

Usually used by one who just doesn't want to put an end to the term jerk.
"Lisa, your boyfriend is so jerkified."

"Don't act so jerkified!"
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