jerinachos

A bottle of REALLY SPICY hot sauce. You just want it so bad even though you melted your mouth. It's just a really nice long craving you have in the middle of the night that you want to fulfill so BAD.

Person 1: hey dude! Have you tried the new hot sauce jerinachos?!
Person 2: bruh. What kind of a question is that... OF COURSE I HAVE
Person 3: let's go eat some nachos then with my cravings in my hands

by thatisarealword January 30, 2020

jerwin

very joyous friend, very nice, loves anime, candy lover, helps people who need help

Friend:Did you see what Jerwin did yesterday? He helped a old lady cross the street.
Me: Yes, he's very generous

by Nickenin February 1, 2017

Jerking The Thad

Using yours or someone else's diarrhea as lubricant to masturbate.

I'm feeling a bit wild today... I think I'm going to Jerk The Thad

Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.

by GruntToeCristy May 28, 2020

dirt jerking

When you jerk off while taking a shit.

Girl: Man, Bill has been in the bathroom for a really long time.
Guy: Yeah, he took his phone with him. I bet he is looking at porn and dirt jerking.

by jessford151515 April 12, 2016

jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

by the pope June 11, 2004

Circle-Jerking

Responding to every status update/photo/like/tweet by your friends, and them doing the same for you.
Also applies when the update/photo/like/tweet is intended purely to get the online attention you crave.

"If Kellyn and Theo keep liking each other's comments and pictures and statuses, I'm gonna block both of them."
"I know. They live and work together. Is it really necessary?!"
"They're circle-jerking."

by the REAL Lex Complex October 17, 2011

Jerlin

She is drop dead gorgeous. Don’t get on her bad side. She is very quiet when you meet her. She loves to party. She is loyal. All the boys will do anything for her. She is short but athletic. She has a perfect body.

Boy: “wow she gorgeous”
Lady: “she’s like a jerlin”

by Bella Lonsberry March 11, 2019