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the John-Jen Syndrome

A relationship between a man and his twitter account that borders on unhealthy, whereby said man tweets constantly but seems unable to spare his girlfriend one text, despite being able to both tweet and text on his mobile phone.

Named after the infamous dumping of John Mayer by Jennifer Aniston because he tweeted too much but did not seem to be able to drop her a text.
My boyfriend just got a twitter account last weekend and now he's suffering from the John-Jen Syndrome! FML

Man did you hear about how Alex got dumped because he was doing a John-Jen Syndrome on his girl?
by Nad48 November 23, 2009
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Jen-Sherwoody

A chick so hot, so funny, and so intelligently sexy, that you have a constant boner just thinking about her.
Did you happen to see Abby today? Hell yeah, every time I see her walk by I get a Jen-Sherwoody...
by The real PLGB April 1, 2020
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Jen Sam

Most handsome person
Car lover
Toyota Lover
by Kionj June 28, 2023
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Jensoo

a blackpink ship between the two members who became naked buddies and roommates three days after they met each other
jensoo act like they are married for 20 years
by Manducheek December 29, 2020
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jensen ackles

Extremely attractive male who is most commonly known for playing Dean Winchester on CW's Supernatural. Very naturally funny, smart, sweet and talented. Married to Daneel Ackles and father to their child, Justice Jay (aka JJ) Ackles. Apparently protective on set. Likes country music because he was born in Texas, but has semi adapted to his character's music taste of classic rock. All around good person. Apparently very protective of the women on set. Isn't that adorable.
*During sex scene in the show*

Girl: *walks towards the camera after taking her clothes off*
Jensen: *is waiting right behind the camera with an open robe for her to walk into*
Jensen: Good take.

Every female: *cries because Jensen Ackles is a perfect man*
by that_one_white_latina July 9, 2016
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jensen ackles

Jensen Ackles, the most sexiest man to ever live. He plays the sexy, funny, and smug character Dean Winchester on the BEST SHOW EVER, Supernatural.
Girl1: OMG Jensen Ackles is literally daddy
Girl2: Can Jensen marry me, ugh, i love him.
by Supernaturalfandom+ March 19, 2017
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Jensewer

Fans of BLACKPINKs Jennie and Jisoo
Fan1: Are you a Jensewer?
Fan2: Yes I love Jensoo! <3
by Rang0 December 22, 2020
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