Prostate Doctor. The act of having a person putting in a examination glove and applying lube to the fingers then sticking them up a man's anus.
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Begin by gently tucking the penis and testicles between the thighs and squeezing the thighs together to hold it in place, creating a mangina (manjina) in the front and a fruit basket behind (see also the Buffalo Bill Tuck). Then, while laying face-down (hence "Jelly Side Down"), use two to three fingers to push the penis backwards and then let it release forward. Repeat motion as desired. When achieving climax, squeeze thighs together to create a cum-tight seal while pointing the penis behind you so that ejaculate will not travel between your legs onto the sheets/rug/desk/sofa/park bench.
See also: Transgender Soldier, Lotion Basket, Jelly Side Up, Fingerwank, and Steve Irwank.
Begin by gently tucking the penis and testicles between the thighs and squeezing the thighs together to hold it in place, creating a mangina (manjina) in the front and a fruit basket behind (see also the Buffalo Bill Tuck). Then, while laying face-down (hence "Jelly Side Down"), use two to three fingers to push the penis backwards and then let it release forward. Repeat motion as desired. When achieving climax, squeeze thighs together to create a cum-tight seal while pointing the penis behind you so that ejaculate will not travel between your legs onto the sheets/rug/desk/sofa/park bench.
See also: Transgender Soldier, Lotion Basket, Jelly Side Up, Fingerwank, and Steve Irwank.
Wife: I'm on my period, baby. We can't fuck tonight. Why don't you just take care of it yourself while I watch TV?
Husband: I just feel awkward about doing it in front of you because I only jack off jelly side down.
Husband: I just feel awkward about doing it in front of you because I only jack off jelly side down.
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A term used to define an unknown number that can be readily identified or presented in its place. Also used in place of a number you will define later.
Pronounced: Juhh-Lev-In-Dee
Pronounced: Juhh-Lev-In-Dee
Example 1
John: "How many chickens are in that coop?"
Mary: "Jelevendy."
John: "Oh, okay, well I'll take all of them."
Mary: "Okay, I'll go count them. That'll be Jelevendy dollars."
Example 2
Max: "How many lights are on that Christmas Tree?"
Taylor: "About Jelevendy; what does it matter?"
John: "How many chickens are in that coop?"
Mary: "Jelevendy."
John: "Oh, okay, well I'll take all of them."
Mary: "Okay, I'll go count them. That'll be Jelevendy dollars."
Example 2
Max: "How many lights are on that Christmas Tree?"
Taylor: "About Jelevendy; what does it matter?"
by Crescent Omega December 26, 2005
Get the Jelevendy mug.The best person ever. She is usually tall but very sweet. Will always be there for you. At first will come off as over protective but is just being your BESTIE. The person who will always be willing to keep a secret. Always says she is ugly even though she is drop dead gorgeous. The girl who every guy secretly likes. She has an amazing personality but in even bigger heart. Always keep JELENA with you. Because if you don’t it would be the worst day of your life.
Omg JELENA is the best person ever!
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Get the Jelly Hammer mug.When a man dips his penis into unlit napalm and proceeds to stick it into a woman's vagina or rectum, or a man's rectum, pulls out his penis, and then lights the given orifice on fire, effectively incinerating the receiving party from the inside out.
by P2CO22 December 8, 2019
Get the Napalm Jelly-Dick mug.Possitive, bubbly brunette who will take the lead socially. everybodys friend, and every guys secret crush. She will laugh at anything and she smiles constantly .
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