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Jesters

Jesters is a renowned "night club" in southampton, uk, and is widely known by other universities.
The pleasure of jesters is in its cheap drinks (50p pints on a monday) and it lovely smell of vomit, sweat and other bodily fluids. There is cheesey music pouring out of its doors and hoards of people in fancy dress. But that doesn't put students off, in fact in encourages the onesie clad crowd, as it is a must for anyone in southampton, often with queues all the way to chicoland!
I fancy a good night out lets go to Jesters

Why can I never remember my nights in Jesters?
by tigeronesie July 21, 2011
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Jester Hopperpot

Jester Hopper pot is a fictional jester suit wearing character from a hit 8-bit show called "Code Monkeys". Story goes that Jester dreamed of creating a strain of weed so strong, it'll get you high off of just one hit. He would later name this weed "Hiroshima". He was last seen driving off into the sunset in his tye-dye school bus named "Farther"
But thats the story they tell you in school man.

It's true jester has a few hundred pounds of Hiroshima on the bus, but the real reason is because he stole the declaration of independence. He rode out, hid with his entire stash and planned to smoke the worlds dankest joint rolled with the deceleration itself.
"Dude have you heard of Jester Hopperpot?" "Your as stoned as Jester Hopperpot!"
by Alec_FrY November 24, 2010
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Jerksterbate

#1 The retard went to the corner of the classroom and started jerksterbating.

#2 The man jerksterbated all over the woman's face because she would not make him a sandwich.

#3

Joe: "Brandon are you jerksterbating?"
Brandon: "no i umm... im just uhh"
Joe: "better fucking not be"
by cr7mercurial March 18, 2010
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Jester

as a name (most likely self chosen), unisex
So much to say about the kind of person who choses Jester as their name.
For starters, they move to their own beat, they dont let the world decide anything for them. Despite being a bit unique they deeply love their friends. Jester(s) are loyal to their friends as if they are royalty. Jester(S) can be very flirty and long for personal connection with others. In a romantic relationship you will always be their main priority. Jester(s) love to show their affection to friends and lovers in every way they can. Jester(s) long to bring light into their peoples lives, joy and laughter. (as a court jester would) Jester(s) are most likely the creative and curious type, always ready for a new adventure.
That Jester is pretty goofy, but I trust them a lot.
by jesterbug November 22, 2020
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jestered

The life of the party, if the party was an orgy straight out of Freak Show. Any night out with a jestered is sure to be an interesting one! Though, you should probably have an alibi. However, no matter what, do not say no to any of the antics a jestered proposes. They are known to be volatile and unstable. However if you can successfully control one, they make for tools of mass hysteria and confusion.
Daniel: Hey, are we going to play DnD tonight?
Tom: I think so, but i heard James wanted us to go clubbing.
Daniel: We can't go clubbing with him, hes turned jestered! We will be lucky to keep our kidneys if we go with him!
by CovoCava June 24, 2018
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JesterPenetrate

The deadliest member of the deadliest smp who has the deadliest weapon and who has escaped the deadliest trap and beat the deadliest army with only the deadly end crystals and respawn anchors
Oh no JesterPenetrate is here. He will penetrate us and hospitalize us
by JesterPenetrate May 5, 2022
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jesters-shoes

The involuntary curling of ones toes on reaching the 'vinegar strokes'.
Camera four, zoom in on Gunter he's got the jesters-shoes!
by Big Rosco March 1, 2004
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