surely you jest!

"you must be joking!" or "you can't be serious!"

John Bull: "The Labour Party winning a majority in the next election?? My good man...surely you jest!"

John Doe: "I jest you not! And don't call me Shirley!"

by Polo January 11, 2008

Jeety Jeety

A word used to describe indian men wearing turbans in public.

Girl 1- Sam look it's a jeety jeety!
Sam- Oh my god! So cute!

by MELon1022 November 29, 2016

jehst

an MC from england who has really put spice into the UK hip hop scene. Very Poetic in his words. and with great beats backing him, makes him a worthy contendor for the best uk rapper of the time.

by Ganjzilla!! August 31, 2003

Jeet Jet?

Pittsburghese. A smashed-up version of "Did you eat yet?" Would not be notable other than for the fact that I've actually seen this phrase, written just this way, in local restaraunt advertisements surrounding Pittsburgh.

See also jeet

"Jeet Jet?"
"...What? Say that slower."

by Lita August 17, 2004

jeetyet

did you eat yet

hey, jeetyet?

by bj wright December 14, 2003

Jeeti hat

A hat, or toque that would be suitable for wear by Jeeti. They tend to possess gangster qualities. However, a Jeeti hat must also be functional, as Jeeti is wise. It must keep one's ears warm; a doo-rag would not suffice as a Jeeti hat.

"Alright ragers, get your Jeeti hats on. It's cold out."

by Tubby69 December 13, 2008

Jeesmo

A really fat guy who can't do anything else than rage and smash the controller(s).

My friend was like Jeesmo today, he went nuts when he died all the time!

by no vittu jeesmo November 23, 2013