Jeef

A term used to describe when one jizzes and qweefs at the same time.

Aw dude, I was fucking my boyfriend last night and I totally jeefed on the sheets.

by Col. Klink June 14, 2011

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Jeef

To pick up a fat girl on her period and eat her pussy.

Guy #1: Dude, whats that red shit around your mouth. You didn't jeef that girl did you?

Guy #2: (wiping his mouth) Fuck off.

by Im A Bear July 13, 2012

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Jeefing

The male equivalent to queefing (fanny fart): The release of gas from the japs eye of ones penis...

fuckin hell lloyd, stop jeefing on my lips, it smells like smegma you freak

by Lloyd Adam August 2, 2007

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Jeef

A self-referential mistake or faux pas; a recursive error in judgment or behavior

First person: I have a b-b-bit of a st-st-st-stutter.
Second person: You are a walking jeef, my friend.

First person: I feel like I have to (fart)...
Second person: Dude, you just sharted and jeefed simultaneously!

by Danstrom March 15, 2010

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n.: (JEE-f.) british slang for "fool"; a nincompoop, an idiot.

v.: (JEE-f'd)displaying prominent foolishness.

proper noun: Jeefe McGibbons; a Welsh Hick. The epitome of jeefe-ness. The Town Goof could be described as a Jeefe McGibbons.

"You got that one wrong? You silly jeefe, you!!"

"Boy! I really jeef'd that one!"

"Jeefe McGibbons is such a... (for lack of better term) jeefe!"

by Gillian & Aleksandra April 9, 2008

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