Jerred

Some of great leadership and strength. One who most seek knowledge and opinion of. One with great charisma and good looks.

Jerred is the best.

by Jdp38105 February 2, 2017

Jered Weaver

The best young pitcher in baseball, currently 4-0 with a 1.37 earned run average. Recently optioned to Triple-A Salt Lake because Bill Stoneman and Mike Scioscia are dumbfucks who don't know shit about baseball and think sending down the only consistently good pitcher on the staff will somehow help their last place team. It makes Angel fans sick.

Hey look Jered Weaver piched 7 more shutout innings; let's definitely send him back to the minors.

by disneysucks September 3, 2008

Jered

A sadistic sociopathic misanthrope who has lost hope for mankind and believes that the human race as a whole has become corrupt and should be exterminated. He initially looks frail and weak but is actually self-trained in the arts of pugilism and dagger/knife wielding. He is well-educated, well-mannered, very disciplined, and has substantial knowledge relating to biology and human anatomy. Though he may have problems with recognizing and understanding non-verbal queues and lacks the capacity to maintain long engaging conversations, he is still an excellent communicator when it comes to writting text. He is usually harmless when ignored and respected but is fierce when faced with physical confrontation. Jered never tries to knock-out an adversary for he wants everyone who dares threathen him to suffer for as long as possible. He is normally seen walking silently and eerily alone in the dark areas where he resides in. (He is not Emo!)

His constant feeling of contempt towards others has attracted the attention of certain individuals and as of now, he is receiving psychiatric therapy and is well on his way into not only becoming a healthy individual, but also a gentleman destined live successful in life.

The name Jered derives from the Hebrew word "Yah-Rod" which means "Perpetual Leader"

A.
Shssh! Shut-up or Jered might hear you!
B.
Person: Hi Jered! *with a teasing accent*
Jered: Urgh, what do you want?
Person: Nothing *giggles like an idiot*
Jered: ... *clenches hands while forcing a smile*

by AcidicTangerine July 18, 2010

jekred

Someone who is fapping/masturbating while trying to type and misspells words due to it.

Stop being such a Jekred and type things properly ya wanker cunt!
Good spelling you total jekred!

by OrkSnr November 17, 2016

jerediah

the coolest person and always ready to party

jerediah is the best person on earth

by hi 26737363535535 May 17, 2018

Jedded

Ghosting to go onto a reality show

I’m in love but but my music career is more important so I jedded her

by Wordguru August 7, 2019

jered

jered is a person that is loved bye everyone and i loved someone named jered. but its someone u never want to lose and i cant stop thinking about him he will always be bye your side even when u are scared he will always care about u and is hot as fuck . and i love jered alot

jered is amazing.

by megan tegland May 23, 2018