Jeanis

The unfortunate protrusion of excess pant material when sitting, resulting from loose-fitting pants. Often mistaken for an erection by passers-by; may result in mockery, flattery, or just plain embarassment.

"Wow, nice jeanis you've got going on there, Tom"
"Shit! These pants are the worst for that.... or are they....?"

by NeiLiO October 12, 2007

jeanies

jean pants that hold lots of b e a n s in them

My jeanies are big like my weenies 😋‼️

by cadiscrung March 20, 2021

Jeany

That you have good jeans, and that you are awesome.

Dude, you're jeany.

by cduihfvcuihfv August 23, 2010

Jeanis

The small bunch of denim located at the zipper region of women's jeans that are a little too tight around the waistband, giving the illusion of male genitalia. It occurs mostly when the wearer is seated.

These jeans look great when I'm standing up, but they give me a jeanis when I sit down.

by allthegoodnicknamesaretaken May 5, 2009

Jeanie

acts quiet but knows alot, will surprise yo dum ass, do nut tempt her periodt!

Jeanie can be nice , but when it's time to throw down you'll forget u even said a word to that girl.

by hello america September 25, 2018

Jeanis

When a pair of jeans makes a girl appear to have a penis.

A Jeanis is when a girl is wearing a pair of jeans, which consequently make it appear that she has a Penis. If you are a girl, and especially if you grew up in the 90's, then you have probably had at least one Jeanis in your life.

by MitchShevae July 6, 2010

jeani

A beautiful sports girl with long tanned legs, that gets stared at by guy on the athletics field. She is always happy and likes to ride the jamaican bobsled!

jeani rode the jamaican bobsled all the way down the stairs.

by Jan Willemse(cupcake) May 8, 2013