Jeanis

The area around the crotch that mimics the shape of a phallus while wearing jeans.

John: "Dude, it's not an erection, it's just my Jeanis."

George: "I spilled hot coffee on my crotch, luckily it didn't soak through my Jeanis."

Jeanis by Thumbmaster Flex November 20, 2010

Jeanis

(1)the Jeanis is something that takes shape in the front of your jeans that makes it look like you have a penis in your jeans, even if you don't (for the girls) (2) if you actually have a penis and the tiny Jeanis that occurs, makes it look bigger.

hey stacy you have a code jeanis happening you might wanna flatten that out

Jeanis by jamie laurence May 16, 2011

Jeanis

Jeanis is the term for when your jeans bunch up, making you look like you have a penis.

I would love to wear these jeans, but they give me a huge jeanis...

Jeanis by thatonechick2392 June 15, 2011

Jeanis

A penis, made of or covered entirely by blue American denim.

Yo man, that's the nicest jeanis I've seen all summer!

Jeanis by TheJeansBandit April 26, 2020

Jeanis

A jean-penis. When your jeans stick up at the zipper making what looks like a bulge traditionally caused by a penis.

"Hey look my jeanis is showing!"

Jeanis by pissboi99 May 27, 2021

Jeanis

When your wearing jeans and you sit down and it looks like you have a pp

When i sat down in study hall i had a jeanis

Jeanis by meowmommy33 November 9, 2021

jeanis

the bump on jeans and hat happens when you sit down that looks suspiciously like a penis

when she sat a jeanis appeared in her lap

jeanis by fooster_slay February 9, 2024