Jazzelyn

An angelic woman. She is the most gorgeous and amazing girl that walks the Earth. She makes everybody happy to know her and unintentionally makes everyone fall in love with her.

Jazzelyn is dreamy.

by Macay August 13, 2012

al jizzera

news channnel that shows terrorists jizzing all over the anchors face

im gonna see bin laden jizz all over al jizzera

by jizza000 December 29, 2015

Jazeer

A word derived from Arabic, meaning emphasis or victory. Commonly given only to the best of men as first names.

1. I need to jazeer this point across in my essay.

2. At the end of the day, jazeer was ours, and no one could take that away from us.

by Tasha84_nz October 18, 2010

Jizzer

A fake penis (usually a dildo) that’s shoots out gallons of fake sperm onto a male or female while they lather it over them like soap. Usually seen on porn sites in a bathroom with a glory hole.

“Hey man how do you pleasure your wife now that you have a low sperm count?”

“That’s not a problem Chad, I just pull out my jizzer and shoot it on my wife like a water hose!!”

by drink plenty of water November 17, 2019

jazzerette

a small piece of jazz music , also a guitar suitable to play a sort of jazzy music

listen to my jazzerette;
i play a little jazzerette on my Jazzerette in the buffette of the wasserette

by Smoke Bosvogel August 19, 2008

Fizzy Jizzer

Term used when during oral sex the member giving a blow job puts pop rocks into their mouth and proceeds to give head giving the receiver an exploding burst of pleasure.

Wendy's throat was sore after giving me a Fizzy Jizzer.

by Royalwolf January 19, 2011

Jizzers

Currency. Whether it be pounds, dollars, euros or any other currency. Jizzers is the universal and ultimate denomination for your monetary needs.

Hey man can I borrow 20 jizzers

by Jack-Dog Millionaire June 28, 2010