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Jaundiced Jesus

1) Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, and the obligatory bag of chips. Ususally seen shouting abuse at goths and mettlas in Staines high street/ old ladies in Romford.

2)Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, but also hailing from a home counties convent school and sporting a public school boyfriend. Distinguished from (1) primarily in the amount of money they spend on looking cheap.
1- ran into that jaundiced jesus and her crew bottling some girl outside Staines KFC. The heady scent of Charlie bodyspray and second hand fag smoke was quite overwhelming.

2 - I hear jaundiced jesus is getting one of her manwhores to take her to ibiza on his yacht. I wonder what cup size she'll come back as?
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jaundice surprise

occurs when, during fellatio, the man pulls his penis from the woman's mouth and tells her to "close your eyes for a second," the woman then does so, expecting do be ejaculated upon. The man then procedes to take a piss in her face, turning it yellow, hence the jaundice surprise.
"damn jeremy, last night i expected a facial but got the jaundice surprise instead"
by tommy anderson August 20, 2006
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Jaundice Pussy

Pussy as good as the carmeled filled chocalate bars sold at dollar tree. However, still only being an “okay pussy” or in Lamemans terms Infected pussy.
Jacob: Bro I hella wanna get at Lashand, she bad as fuck.
Logan: Bro I wouldn’t go near that I heard she has JAUNDICE PUSSY.
by #FREEMACKO December 18, 2018
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eilidh has jaundice

the best friend group to ever exist.

i love you guys.
Random dude: Yo those people seem pretty close
Random dude's friend: That's an Eilidh Has Jaundice group if I've ever seen it
by the author of LotJ November 4, 2019
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jaundice

1. Where your skin is a yellowish pasty colour sometimes seen in baby's right after there born or someone with a liver malfunction.
2.Something thats shit.
3.A word describing joy or happiness.
1. That newborn is so jaundice OR You drink so much your going jaudice
2.My school is so jaundice
3.JAUNDICE!!! YEAHHHHHHH
by Maddeson May 9, 2008
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jaundice pickle

“shove that jaundice pickle in my coochie
by vec305y March 19, 2021
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jaundice cum

The affliction caused by the lack of "release" for a number of months, causing a yellowish and possibly lumpy discharge from the male reproductive organ, also known as the pee-nis.
Andy, I haven't jazzed in so long that I'm afraid if Katrina blows me that I might coat her in jaundice cum. Yellow is not a good color on her....
by FletchTheCart July 22, 2017
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