jaloon

An imbecile. Dumbass. A stupid person. Careless and clumsy.

Person A: (hits person B in the balls with a football) Haha Did that hurt?

Person B: Yeah ya jaloon, how the fuck did you think it would feel?

by niceshirt May 13, 2015

Jahoonus

(n) a nice cold bepis

Someone who is an asshole to everyone except for a select few people

(n) 'why is my Jahoonus small?"
"Man that guy is such a Jahoonus" "yeah, except his friends, what an ass"

by the worst man ever October 31, 2017

Jagoon

Jagoon (Pronounced Ja - goon) stands for a worthless person.

Jack is a jagoon.

My company is filled with jagoons.

Hope I don't have to work with those jagoons.

by JuanPablo#1 May 5, 2009

Jatonx

n. An almost impossible task commited in military warfare.

After defeating a German force while outnumbered sixty to one and relieving the besieged combat engineers entrenched behind enemy lines, General Howdinger was often quoted as having "pulled the biggest jatonx since Cannae".

by Galaucus Rex February 20, 2005

Jathonjoestar

Jathonjoestar is a popular 17 year old tiktoker from Michigan. His content is based off of a yellow m&m named Sanjay and his iPhone 1 explode ever 5 seconds. His wife is jathonsobsessivelover.

“Jathonjoestar is so hot”

“Bestie you need to go outside we miss you. You haven’t gone outside in months and have been stalking him. We’re concerned that you worship Jathonjoestar”

by yanoila February 20, 2021

Jathonsobsessivelover

Someone in love with jathonjoestar, A 17 year old tiktoker from Michigan. His wife is of course, Jathonsobsessivelover loves him, ALOT. (bestie tbh I'm concerned but im not going to say anything) this love for jathon started on 2020-12-24, when they fell in love <3 (**reminder** this is a joke!!)

"Bestie it's been years since you came outside, Come out, We miss you."
"We are scared for you bestie."
"Please come out Yanoila we are concerned."

"We love Jathonsobsessivelover"

by dodododododooddoododo February 21, 2021

Jacoon Oralketchup

Jacoon Oralketchup, someone so confusing you can't tell if he's a farmer or a raccoon. On one hand, he loves humping his tractor and plowing away with his hoe. On the other hand, he'll eat and steal food from anything that opens, from your house to your asshole. These 2 sides create a cycle where he'll farm in the morning, steal in the afternoon, and cement(cum all over the place) indefinitely at night with all 8 balls.

MOM! Tyler got sprayed by a Jacoon Oralketchup! He's stuck in this white stuff!

by SexyBoy8673 May 30, 2020