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HTX Jason

The "dog" of fob squad because all he knows how to do is bark aggressively but ain't really about it. He's basically the wannabe thug of the group and basically plays the role of HTX Paul's bodyguard. He is probably the least fobby of the group and overall, seems like a pretty cool guy.
When I called HTX Shiv, HTX Jason just took the phone and started barking at me and was trying to square up but it was obvious he wasn't really bout it.
by SomTingWongWitPussy April 16, 2020
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Jason the fake biker

Jason the Fake biker he got beat up so much in high school now he's trying to pretend he's tough as a fake biker
by Kingofdick July 26, 2019
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There is a player in front us, I’m gonna launch pad and 360 Jablonoscope him.
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Jaslina

Someone who can make you smile in the worst times, they have a cold heart but they’re soft towards people they care about. They’re also good at hiding their emotions. They have a great personality as well and they’re the most reliable. They’ll always be there for you even if there has been a bad past.
I’d like to have a Jaslina in my life.
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jason day

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Luke: Hi Jack, what is your plan for the day?
Jack: Alright Luke, probably going to have a jason day I haven't had pesto in a while.
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connor: wow look at those jugs
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Jason Biggs

That dude from american pie. who put his dick in a mother fucking pie. an ordianry man untill he fucked a pie
Clerk: is there anything else i can help you today with sir?

Jason Biggs: nah thanks but i have a quesion in relation to my purchase of this pie.

Clerk: Yes?

Jason Biggs: how long do i micro-wave this shit for untill its the perfect tempreture to have sex with?

Clerk: ..... Get the fuck outa my shop before i stab you
by suprafromhell January 11, 2010
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