Jareth

A texan emo, is an anomaly by definition alone.

Complains about everything to his friends but never does anything about anything. Likes Bring Me The Horizon (Gay).

Cries a lot.

Jareth is such a crybaby.

by RikkiPalmer June 14, 2011

OHH JARETH

When Jareth (Labyrinth)
fucks you until you can't walk

"OHH JARETH DON'T STAHHPP!!!"

by ZiggyOnMyStardust November 2, 2019

Jareth is so old

Jareth is so old its a medical marvel that he is still alive.

Jareth is so old that when he is told to act his age he fucking dies.

by Jareth's great^99 grandson March 5, 2023