A walking wikicyclopedia who knows random facts about all and everything. Same jaren that is referred to in the definition of "jaren's mom"
by cee-shaw October 15, 2013
The kind of guy that will search his name on Urban Dictionary and decide to write a self aware definition of his own name in an attempt to humor himself that is, as of now, failing.
Person someone named Jaren knows: “Hi Jaren”
Jaren: “Hi”
Conversation: *ends*
Siri: Karen
Jaren: “are you proud of yourself now? Did this Urban Dictionary entry make you forget about all your problems for a bit?”
Metaphorical mirror: “oh dear”
Real deer: “yes?”
Car: *misses deer*
Real Deer Sibling No. 3: “Wow I’m glad that car didn’t hit you…”
Real Deer: “He he”
End Scene
Jaren: “Hi”
Conversation: *ends*
Siri: Karen
Jaren: “are you proud of yourself now? Did this Urban Dictionary entry make you forget about all your problems for a bit?”
Metaphorical mirror: “oh dear”
Real deer: “yes?”
Car: *misses deer*
Real Deer Sibling No. 3: “Wow I’m glad that car didn’t hit you…”
Real Deer: “He he”
End Scene
by Jaren Johansen September 7, 2021
Charming,tall,100% man...your king come to rescue you....then he lies for no reason over the littlest things...thinks he has his own set of laws and never says he's sorry.big penis' high sex drive
by S. Queen. April 4, 2019
by baggedmilklmao October 29, 2019
Me:Jarenity 🤞🏽
Person 1: YAS JAVEDD
Person 2:Javed? Isnt it Jaden?
Person 1: its both . JARENITY4L😉🤞🏽
Person 1: YAS JAVEDD
Person 2:Javed? Isnt it Jaden?
Person 1: its both . JARENITY4L😉🤞🏽
by Monalisa111444 February 6, 2023
The male form of Karen. When confronted with an instance where the Jaren is clearly in the wrong he will attack with poor attempts at trolling in an attempt to garner support. Jarens are extremely fragile.
That Jaren just came into McDonald’s complaining about his whopper and is yelling around the dining room that its a burger so they have to fix it.
by Hadesflower December 2, 2020