The kind of guy that will search his name on Urban Dictionary and decide to write a self aware definition of his own name in an attempt to humor himself that is, as of now, failing.
Person someone named Jaren knows: “Hi Jaren”
Jaren: “Hi”
Conversation: *ends*
Siri: Karen
Jaren: “are you proud of yourself now? Did this Urban Dictionary entry make you forget about all your problems for a bit?”
Metaphorical mirror: “oh dear”
Real deer: “yes?”
Car: *misses deer*
Real Deer Sibling No. 3: “Wow I’m glad that car didn’t hit you…”
Real Deer: “He he”
End Scene
Jaren: “Hi”
Conversation: *ends*
Siri: Karen
Jaren: “are you proud of yourself now? Did this Urban Dictionary entry make you forget about all your problems for a bit?”
Metaphorical mirror: “oh dear”
Real deer: “yes?”
Car: *misses deer*
Real Deer Sibling No. 3: “Wow I’m glad that car didn’t hit you…”
Real Deer: “He he”
End Scene
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