January 4th 

Sexiest day of the year

It’s not surprising at all that everyone born on January 4th is sexy, It’s literally the sexiest day of the year. Why would you even question it?

January 4th by Emma Grace is sexy December 19, 2021

January 4th 

The day where the people with the biggest dicks are born on, their massive cock is enough to choke someone easily.

"Oh his birthday is on January 4th, his dick most be enormous!"

January 4th by rj3hfyuh January 23, 2022

January 4th 

National kiss your crush day

"oh today's January 4th, guess I have to kiss my crush"

January 4th by user7635 December 22, 2021

January 4th 

January 4th is just a few days shy of the new years. Anyone born on January 4th does not get birthday presents because they received their birthday presents as Christmas-Birthday presents.

Relative: Happy Birthday! We didn't get you anything because we gave you your birthday presents for Christmas.

Someone born on January 4th: Shut up Aunt Janice, that's why you're divorced

January 4th by jcmalone October 17, 2019

January 4th 

January 4th is nation kiss Chris day. You have to kiss everyone named Chris that you know.

“Damn it’s January 4th, Nation Kiss Chris day.”

January 4th by ThatOneEDP February 3, 2022

January 4th 

National hold your crush’s hand day.

Kitten: *holds senpai’s hand*
Senpai: what was that for?
Kitten: January 4th, i get to hold your hand!

January 4th by Bibbuisswagg January 3, 2022

January 4th 

These are the people who get all the girls or boys and people will call them ‘slag’ ‘slut’ ‘whore’ ‘freak’ because they break up with people and get new people constantly, they don’t have much friends and usually rotate around the same few girls/boys.

January 4th? probably a whore.

January 4th by Birthday Personalities. November 3, 2019