January 16

A Girl, whose name begins with letter on or between H-X! She’s can get anything she wants especially on that day! If it’s your birthday then you know your getting what you want. PeriodT! Extraaaaaaaa
You get all gifts AND stuff you want! Is your birthday on January 16!
by iWasSentFaaThaTruthToBeSpreade October 18, 2019
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January 16

Hey it’s January 16 pucker up and go kiss your girlfriend
by Kingslayer4555 January 14, 2021
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January 16

National Kick a short person day. Anyone who is shorter than you, You can kick. If anyone taller than you kicks you. You can’t kick them back
Hey your pretty short “Kicks

What was that for
National Kick a short day
Today is January 16 too ya know
by DrEEg0 January 15, 2021
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January 16

Național revele youre crush day

You need to say who your crush is.
Hey! Who is your crush? You have to tell me because it's January 16.

Hey! I've been really attracted to....... .

Wow that's me. Wana be together?

Omg yea!
by The_boy_69 January 16, 2021
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January 16

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 16
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day"
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January 16

Today is for those people who are the most confident, kind, sentimental, crazy-ass amazing people out there! On this day everyone has to give the birthday person at least 16$, and will be kicked if they don’t fulfill that requirement!! If the person who doesn’t pay is shorter than the birthday kid by one thumb, then it is legally allowed to kick them twice! If they are shorter by a head or more, then they have to pay more than the year you were born! Also, age doesn’t count here - you bet that five year old glaring at you suspiciously has to give you at least two thousand dollars (or less, if you’re really old) and by the way, they also get kicked twice if they don’t pay. Also, if the birthday person gave them a gift on their birthday (like an acorn or something) then you MUST gift them a present! If you don’t, then you will be jailed!! :D

Go my fellow Capricorns, and rampage as much as necessary!
Arthur: oh no! It’s January 16th and I forgot to give y/n 16$!!!
DW: oh my god I’m so short and like two idk I have to pay them 2003$!!!
Arthur: haha, but did you get them an acorn too???
DW: oh no!!!
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