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Janktakular

Adjective-
Something that is spectacularly jankey.

Noun-
An party, event, or extravaganza while fun for some is rather low brow, and rather ghetto.
Adjective-
Wow dude your $400 Ford Pinto is Janktakular.

Noun-
Drugged out raver- "Hey you want to head to that party out in the desert with the generator "PLURYLIFE #5" I hear some random person nobodies ever heard of is playing"

Someone with something better to do- "Dude why would I want to go to that JANKTAKULAR on a Friday night, let's head to Hollywood"
by Houston February 18, 2009
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Janktarded

The state of being both jank and retarded.
Josh: Wow, that guy is stupid.

Aaron: I know, he's so janktarded!
by BellaFreeman May 15, 2010
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Janktacular

1. relating to the extreme proclivity of an item or figure to be janky; possessing diminished value, especially based on extreme age or frequent use; presently having a nature far less desirable relative to in its original state

2. (antonym) functional, useful; possessing purpose in furtherance of a social good
The SEC's proposed Dodd-Frank rules are janktacular.

The original "Jaws" is an excellent film all around. "Jaws II" features acting that is a bit janky; "Jaws III" is jankier still; but only "Jaws IV" is truly janktacular.
by boll15ter May 17, 2011
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janksta

definition:

noun. a gangster that is not african-american. sometimes slightly lower on the cool-facter scale as a result.

can also be used as an adverb.

also see jankster.
"Eminem is a janksta."

"That's janksta."
by Laurie *is hot* April 9, 2005
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jANaTAN

A 3 foot asian kid with dreams of becoming a professinal go-go dancer. Hobbies include molesting trees, sleeping with migdets, and killing goldfish.
by annonymus September 10, 2003
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junkatarian

Person A: "I just became a vegetarian. So I can't eat meat."
Person B: "Fuck that. I'm a junkatarian."
Person A: "What is that?"
Person B: It means I eat cheese doodles and chocolate chip cookies for breakfast, lunch and dinner."
by MrNoobTubeGamer March 2, 2016
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janktastic

The horrid, janky smell of college dorms. It varies and ranges daily, but it is never pleasant and may cause sour facial expressions.
Jana, it is janktastic here!

Wow...this janktastic smell never goes away, Morgan!
by Morgan&Jana February 8, 2009
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