Janitoritus

A contagous disease turning the victim or patient into an Janitor. The disease was first found and studied at the University of Smart Kids (UCSK) in 2006. Studies indicate the disease is not treatable and has the possibility of spreading a global outbreak resulting in panic and destruction. Symptons include the constant spraying and wiping of windows, knowledge of toilet treatments, and showing of agresion to the victims personal cleaning tools such as a mop or hand rag.

"Holy shit did you hear about mike?"
"No, what happened?"
"Nigger caught the Janitoritus!"
"For real!?"

by ginitu October 11, 2006

Janitoring

The action of cleaning a building while being payed to do so.

Joe: What are you doing?
George: I am janitoring this building.

by PokecordWeebH November 9, 2018

Janitorial Jizz January

When it takes you the whole month of January to clean all the jizz from Destroy Dick December.

Damn that’s a lot of jizz from Destroy Dick December! Get ready for Janitorial Jizz January!

by Profstrange December 1, 2018

Janitorial Two-Step

The act of stepping over/around vacuum cleaner cords while vacuuming, sometimes in an erratic manner, depending on the lay of the cords.

The vacuum cleaner cords got so tangled and twisted under my feet I had to do the Janitorial Two-Step to not trip over them.

by denshanosenshi September 8, 2019

Tributum Janitoribus

A ritual done in school restrooms (specifically male bathrooms, but could theoretically be done in female restrooms as well), to "thank" the janitors. It is preformed by urinating into a Urinal (or toilet), and then throwing a random item into the piss filled container. This item can be most anything, but most commonly its done with pencils, food wrappings, or just food.

"Oy vey, seems somebody has preformed a Tributum Janitoribus in the Bathroom, AGAIN"

by Alithonym January 31, 2024