Jahnifah

Jahnifah is a pretty girl , with nice hair, she's shy , she's really chill unless you mess with her.

Oh I wish I was like jahnifah

by Foolishchild January 13, 2018

Jameisha

Jameisha n.- a girl, introverted by appearance but deceivingly leads a life that pops with deeper meaning than she will ever lead you to believe. This it attested to the quiet and somber nature she maintains while also upholding a spunky persona. The true, living and breathing, never judge a book by it's cover, one is considered lucky if they make it to her page one. Young at heart and old in the mind is an understatement; maintaining a sense of innocence that beautifully contrasts with her rich understanding of things most cannot grasp. Her mind is remarkably unique and arguably her best feature, though it is hard to chose. One can never truly comprehend its expansion as it continuously boggles and amazes select authors of said definitions. All-in-all is not a fit closing as Jameisha, at the sole, is a resemblance of infinite solution.

Wow is all I have to say; she must be a Jameisha

by 😜😜😜😜 February 24, 2015

Jamaiphile.

A person who greatly admire and love all the progressiness of Jamaica, history and culture with a rich fondness for Jamaicans.

Every time John talks about sports or food he is always bragging about how Jamaicans like Usain Bolt is the fastest man in the World and Jerk chicken is the most delicious dish, its like he worships Jamaica, he is such a Jamaiphile.

by DAR / Rock. February 2, 2019

jamaican frenzy

The act of befriending as many black people as possible to prove that you are not racist.

Hey bro, he seriously added bella black people to his Facebook in the last 3 days.
Blood YOABOI B ON DAT' (your friend be on dat') Jamaican Frenzy.

by Ranchgirls September 29, 2020

Jamaica Jan Sun Princess

In season 3, episode 12 of The Office, which is titled 'Back From Vacation,' Michael has an inappropriate photo of his boss, Jan Levinson. He accidentally sends the photo to Darryl and it becomes viral around the office. The name of the jpeg file was, 'Jamaica Jan Sun Princess.' If your friends name starts with a J, its also looked upon as clever to replace 'Jan' with their name.

Michael Scott: I have a special assignment for you.
Dwight Schrute: Who's the target?
Michael Scott: A sensitive email has been released to the office. It contains a file. A picture. Filename is Jamaica Jan Sun Princess.
Dwight Schrute: What's it of?
Michael Scott: Not important.
Dwight Schrute: Unless you're willing to tell me everything I cannot accept this assignment.
Michael Scott: Forget it-
Dwight Schrute: Ok, I accept it.

by L'Urbondictionaire August 15, 2012

jamaican meat pie

Two people who really love each other, kiss, hold each other close, and fall asleep whispering to each other about how much they love each other.

The prostitute specializes in the jamaican meat pie.

by Zero_Gravitas July 18, 2016

Jamaican Rock

The most heavy and dense object known in existence.

Wow I got so hammered last night, this morning I could barely move I felt like a Jamaican Rock.

Guy- "Damn girl/guy you're making my dick is as hard as a Jamaican Rock right now."

Girl- "My nipples are as hard as a Jamaican Rock right now."

by dabestdocker July 11, 2011