jambles

A collective, idiomtaic term describing all of the male external sexual organs, e.g. the penis, with its accompanying scrotum

The bottle-rocket war ended abruptly after Ricky was shot in the jambles.

by Jambliss January 11, 2009

Jankless

1. A complete lack of anything janky in your immediate vicinity.

2.The absence of janky objects, actions, or people

Guy #1- is anything janky over here?

Guy#2- No!

Guy#1- So its pretty jankless over there.

by the nomads August 10, 2009

JaklesFPM

Absolute God at any game, never fails a 1v1, always cluches, is the best team player, never misses a play, 6'4 255 pure muscle black guy

Why are people trying so hard it must be a JaklesFPM

by Jakkkles March 25, 2022

Jankles

The name of the pieces of denim left when you make jeans into jorts. In high supply at the University of Florida.

Gene: Wow! What are those pieces of denim around your ankles?
Jean: They are Jankles, the newest hot and sexy fashion trend.

by I333cat April 14, 2023

jimble jambles

another word for pyjamas, made up by ben willbond's family

Person 1- Your jimble jambles are so cute
Person 2 - Thank you! My mum got them for me!

by lenaolivia05 November 23, 2021

Jankles

Jankles is a clown with green hair that wanders into people's homes through their back doors in search of a toilet to flush his hair in, or to give himself a swirley if you will. Urban legend has it that in the late 1960s a man named Carl Larl got killed in a savage green paint factory explosion and has ever since been trying to wash the paint out of his hair by using the toilets of people's houses in northeastern Ohio.

1. When i woke up in the morning I had to take a massive dump or a sasquatch from last night's Taco Bell experience. I lifted the lid to the toilet prepared to drop the kids off when i saw the green splatter along the inside walls of the john. "Jankles, you silly clown."

by mafioso214 May 8, 2005

jankles

an unfortunate medical condition in which a person (usually short) has so much fat on their body that their feet and ankles have been pushed outwards in a J-shape.

Jack: Mary has some nasty jankles.
Mike: Yes, they freak me out!
Jim: I'm sure glad that I don't have jankles!

by Bizzo Brotha October 20, 2006