jambalaya hoe

someone who acts insanely wild while out and about with friends, whether it be speaking jibberish from being blacked out drunk or doing the most to hookup with a stranger.

Deangelo was being such a jambalaya hoe in hillcrest this weekend with all the gay boys at Flicks and Rich’s.

by Lauraulee September 28, 2017

Newmarket Jambalaya

Typically occurs when a girl is going down on you, and she inadvertently gags while sucking on your balls. While gagging, her gag reflex causes her to regurgitate and throw up on your package as you cum; and in the process, cannot stop cumming during ejaculation.

DB 1: "So what happened last night with that Biddy you took home from Libby's?"

DB 2: "Well, she started polishing my knob, then started going off on my plumbs."

DB 1: "And...."

DB 2: "...and I basically ended up with the ole' Newmarket Jambalaya......."

DB 1: "Oh Shit!. Hey man, same thing happened to me last week. No harm done."

by Hession April 20, 2011

hot jambalaya

When a stout, but swoll, Asian man who, while wearing a new pair of Air Jordans, dunks over a taller Mauritian man in a game of 1v1 basketball.

Aww snap! Steve just gave Sol dat hot jambalaya... it's dem damn Air Jordan XXX!

by Street Wizard September 17, 2016

Chest Jambalaya

The act of vomiting while simultaneously ejaculating. When done, the duo mixes in mid air and lands on one’s chest. This combination resembles Jambalaya and is ready to eat right away. Eat while it’s hot!

Last night I was bored, horny, and hungry so I made Chest Jambalaya to solve all my problems.

by Qball_master April 4, 2022

Jersey Jambalaya

When a man spreads a woman's pussy and takes a wet shits inside of her. After he pisses in her pussy, finally he has sex with her until he cums inside of her (this mixes all the juices). next the woman sucks his dick clean.

Snooki: How was I conceived?
Snookis mom: Well, i once went to jersey had tried jersey jambalaya!

by JERSEY JAMBALAYA October 1, 2020

Carolina Jambalaya

The process of spreading a girls vagina, pooping inside it, and then having sex with her

My girlfriend is so freaky! I gave her the Carolina Jambalaya.

by PartyPandaPalace May 8, 2021

Jumanji jambalaya

Where you and your significant other goes into a haunted house together and right before the end is near you pants them pull out your 'sausage' shove it in her behind while taking hot sauce and dumping it in her mouth and on her face and if she doesn't scream jumanji before the end you have to redo the haunted house over

Allison wanted to go to a haunted house and Jonathan said he will take her to a jumanji jambalaya instead

by Peelerway2021 May 11, 2021