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Jamaican Bobsled

When a person defecates on the chest of a large breasted woman and it slides down through her breasts toward her stomach.
"Last night my Jamaican Bobsled was clocked traveling at 30 mph."
by csimi February 7, 2009
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Jamaican bobsled

A Jamaican bobsled is the act of rolling down all windows in a car during the winter to air out the smell of marijuana.
Chad: bro it probably smells loud as fuck in here
Thad: let’s Jamaican bobsled this bitch
by Mynameisyoy May 15, 2022
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Jamaican Bobsled

Step 1: Take a huge shit.
Step 2: Find a nice big long piece.
Step 3: Place shit in freezer.
Step 4: Wait until frozen.
Step 5: Use as a dildo on your lady friend.
Renee was using her toys the other night, when one of them broke. Doesn't matter. We can still make a Jamaican Bobsled.
by leeden82 December 7, 2010
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Jamaican Bobsled

Fucking a chick in a shitty bunghole, pulling it out and then sliding your cock between her ass cheeks.
"after screwing that chick in her dirty bum, my cock looked like a Jamaican bobsled sliding through her cheeks."
by Santo Mafioso February 27, 2008
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Jamaican bobsled

When you are having sex with a girl then flip her over and break her leg. Then you and three of your friends carry her by her orifices towards a cheering crowd.
Man: bro he is a legend
Man 2: why?
Man: he pulled off a Jamaican bobsled on stacy
by Dirty Chaos September 18, 2017
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Jamaican Bobsled

When a black male titty-fucks a white female
by thephiz4$hiz February 16, 2014
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Jamaican Bobsled

When a woman has missing bowels, and your erect pulsating cock breaks the kidney lining causing complete organ failure and loss of cognitive function. There is a strong history of Jamaican originating Australia, despite the name. It was popularised in the 19th century in the industrial revolution.
"At a morgue"
Doctor "Sever scar tissue among the kidney lining"
Investigator "cause of death?"
Doctor "Jamaican bobsled"
by DeathWizard420 June 1, 2019
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